FOX & FRIENDS FIRES HOSTS, HIRES CHIMPS
NEW YORK – Fox News today fired the hosts of Fox & Friends and replaced them with chimps. Fox & Friends is going bananas! Out go the monkeys, in come the chimps. Why did Fox News toss aside...
View ArticleGLENN BECK MOVING TO CHINA!
NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently! According to inside sources, Chinese media giant CCTV offered Glenn Beck a $3...
View ArticleKEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
NEW YORK – After leaving MSNBC tonight, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News. Keith Olbermann, who last November was suspended indefinitely without pay from MSNBC for donating to three Democratic...
View ArticleGLENN BECK REPLACEMENT
NEW YORK – Glenn Beck is out at Fox News and his replacement is: Ed Anger! Glenn Beck will end his daily Fox News Channel program later this year. Soon after, Fox News announced that they have...
View ArticleBILL O'REILLY LEAVING FOX NEWS
Bill O’Reilly shocked the cable news world today by announcing he is leaving Fox News and heading to CNN. Bill O’Reilly is done with the No Spin Zone. CNN has made him the largest offer in the history...
View ArticleMEGYN KELLY LEAVING FOX NEWS
Megyn Kelly shocked the cable news world today by announcing she is leaving Fox News to focus on her modeling career. The sonic boom heard in midtown Manhattan was caused by fighter jets – Roger Ailes...
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